What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the new green? Green

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women rights

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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