What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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