- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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