Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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