- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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