What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

LeBron in the fourth quarter

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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