What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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