Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Communism hehe xd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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