What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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