- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Kevin and Ramin

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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