- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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