Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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