What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Sarah Palin.

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How about that airline food?

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Tucker Rivera

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Anti Joke

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