- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Racial Equality

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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