- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Your girlfriend.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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