What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Homo say what?

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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a black man pays his child support

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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