How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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osama bin laden is dead

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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