How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Communism hehe xd

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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