What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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