I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

osama bin laden is dead

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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