- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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