- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Adam Chebali is awesome

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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