- Anti Joke

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic