- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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