what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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