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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

I am a mime

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Robin, get in the car!

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