How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Sixty... eight

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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