- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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