What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Chicken

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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The New York Giants

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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