What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Immigration Laws

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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you gay?

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WOw you have no life

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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