Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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