- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

I asked her where you were.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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