why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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PENIS lol

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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