- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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