- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

The New York Giants

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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