Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Anti Joke

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