- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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