- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

poopy is poopy

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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