- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

poopy is poopy

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Chicken

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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