What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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