- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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