- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why are white people white? I don't know

The New York Giants

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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