- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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