First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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