- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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