- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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