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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.