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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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