- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why are white people white? I don't know

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

The New York Giants

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Chicken

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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