- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

your mom is so fat.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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