What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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