- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

womens rights.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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