- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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