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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!