What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

The GOV and the WHO?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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