- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally