- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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