- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a seal walks into a club.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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