- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why are white people white? I don't know

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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