- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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