A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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I am a mime

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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