- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

A shark ate your mom

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

a black man pays his child support

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A man was shot. He died.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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