- Anti Joke

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

1+2 = 6

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.