- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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