- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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